my blog is better than yours.

I'm in love with your mom.

July 4, 2014 at 11:27pm

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Anonymous said: You inspired me to buy a dildo and I'm using it right now. ;)

carolxne:

idk how i inspired you to do that because i don’t own a dildo and I’ve never used one and don’t ever send me messages like this it’s fucking creepy and I’ll block you go away

June 30, 2014 at 10:38pm

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May 24, 2014 at 3:43pm

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It was probably nothing but it felt like the world.

— Morrissey, Autobiography (p. 141)

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May 18, 2014 at 3:02pm

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Reblogged from fuckingwaves

mychemical-abandonment-issues:

anchored-secrets:

larrydicks:

dog-shiit:

anchored-secrets:

PEOPLE WHO JUST RANDOMLY MEET BAND MEMBERS ON THE STREET HOW DO YOU DO IT

step one: go outside for once.

oh

but the outernet is scary

the outernet

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2:59pm

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doctorsilencewillfall:

holy shit this is the best 3D god I’ve ever fucking seen fuck that white line bullshit and learn from this master

doctorsilencewillfall:

holy shit this is the best 3D god I’ve ever fucking seen fuck that white line bullshit and learn from this master

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2:59pm

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doctorsilencewillfall:

holy shit this is the best 3D god I’ve ever fucking seen fuck that white line bullshit and learn from this master

doctorsilencewillfall:

holy shit this is the best 3D god I’ve ever fucking seen fuck that white line bullshit and learn from this master

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2:58pm

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asian:

cumfort:

its not you its your url

Racist.

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2:30pm

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May 12, 2014 at 8:12pm

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ghostlytoad:

thejungleofmufasa:

After some good dick……

more like

ghostlytoad:

thejungleofmufasa:

After some good dick……

more like

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May 7, 2014 at 6:59pm

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peroxidemichael:

I heard about all the twitter schnitzel, and I was mad. Really mad. So this is a song; it’s called Ashton Irwin Is Fucking Amazing. Hope you like it! ^.^ sorry bout the tags

Lyrics:

If you don’t like Ashton Irwin

I might just throw you in a bin

Because he’s an angel cupcake and

Not loving him is a sin

Okay, so maybe I’ve gone overboard

You can have your own opinion

But telling someone to end their life

I may just cut off your head with a knife

Saying that it’s not personal

Doesn’t make it unintentional

If you ever see #sns

Don’t think that it’s okay, I guess

Cause guess what it’s not okay

If you think it is, I’ll tear out your fucking brain

Hashtag no offense

If the fandom’s C.A.L.M just let us be

Don’t start any drama, that’s the key, oh

Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook I don’t care

Just let them know that we are there

Because they love us unconditionally

Let’s all be one; the 5sos family

Saying that it’s not personal

Doesn’t make it unintentional

If you ever see #sns

Don’t say that it’s okay, I guess

Cause guess what it’s not okay

If you think it is, I’ll tear out your fucking brain

Hashtag no offense

Oh no offense

Cause I’m sick and tired of all the hate

Can’t they live peacefully for just one day?

They work so hard why can’t you see?

They’re on the next plane, losing another night of sleep

So to all you fake fans you can please just get out

You’re the people that don’t have to know about

Get out

We don’t your negativity anymore

Saying that it’s not personal

Doesn’t make it unintentional

If you ever see #sns

Don’t say it’s okay, I guess

Cause guess what it’s not okay

If you think it is, I’ll tear out your fucking brain

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May 3, 2014 at 9:21am

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Reblogged from krazkastra


WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

it means that some people think they are that worthless that they will settle for abusive love. they attract the people that treat them how they think they deserve to be treated. others may have their sense of self-worth so won’t settle for anything below what they deserve. how you view yourself is how you’re going to be treated is what it’s saying. so, if you think you deserve more for yourself, that’s what you’re going to get, but if you don’t think you’re a good person, you will settle for much less than you really do deserve. don’t depreciate yourself, because one day you’re going to find someone who will give you everything you deserve and more.


WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

it means that some people think they are that worthless that they will settle for abusive love. they attract the people that treat them how they think they deserve to be treated. others may have their sense of self-worth so won’t settle for anything below what they deserve. how you view yourself is how you’re going to be treated is what it’s saying. so, if you think you deserve more for yourself, that’s what you’re going to get, but if you don’t think you’re a good person, you will settle for much less than you really do deserve. don’t depreciate yourself, because one day you’re going to find someone who will give you everything you deserve and more.

(Source: krazkastra, via just-a-hurt-girl)

April 1, 2014 at 7:20pm

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tiredestprincess:

the sentence that best sums up my life would be: i started flirting with too many people as a joke and i don’t know if I’m kidding anymore

March 24, 2014 at 9:08pm

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Reblogged from polarrize

polarrize:

I’m actually nobody’s first choice and let me tell you how great that feels

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March 21, 2014 at 11:44pm

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Reblogged from skinfilledthoughts

Tonight I listened to a voicemail you left me three months ago.
In it, you told me to go fuck myself.
I still remember that night.
I still remember those words rolling off your tongue so gracefully.
I remember wondering how someone so beautiful could be so cruel.

Two months ago I called you at three A.M.
I expected you to ignore it, or to send me to voicemail;
those were two of the things you were best at.
You answered and I felt my heart begin to race;
you probably thought it was because I missed you,
but truthfully it was because I didn’t expect you to answer,
and because I really had to pee.
I asked you how you were and you sat there quietly and confused.
It was like you forgot that I existed and that I was once a part of your life.
You told me “fine” and I smiled.
That was the last conversation we had.
I made sure to let go of you, and every negative word that was said, in a peaceful way.

Fast forward two months, and I still wonder how you are.
I still wonder how your dog is and if you’ve seen any good movies lately.
If you ever heard me say this, you’d probably blush like you used to whenever I said something sweet.
You’d probably think I think these things because I still love you, that I still want you.
But that is not the case.
You see, six months ago I was jumping through hoops to please you.
To make sure that you were happy before myself.
To make sure that I was the one causing your happiness.
But it is not six months ago.
It is now.
And now I simply remember you as a person I gave my soul to.
A person I told secrets to at 4am and fucked to feel a sense of closeness.
A person I loved, yes.
But it is not six months ago.
It is now, and now I miss you.
I miss the way you called randomly just to ask how my day was.
I miss the way you seemed to care, even if you didn’t.
I miss the friendship and the secrets and the stories.
And maybe one day things will be different.
Maybe you’ll call me on a Tuesday afternoon and ask how my day was.
These are the things I think about before my eyes slowly close and I am finally rewarded with sleep.
But for right now?
Go fuck yourself.

— 

(via skinfilledthoughts)

WOWWOWO ME

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Mark

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March 17, 2014 at 12:22pm

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Reblogged from hemmixtape

lookslikehecansurf:

"So, how did 5 Seconds of Summer start?" x

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